Boogity Boogity Boogity

The title? Its a NASCAR thang.
Old Bubba is still at the Redneck Rodeo race track. I’m still in my pajamas, my hair has upgraded to a condo and the Pygmies are trying to capture Pikachu so they can eat him. (If you haven’t read yesterdays post your probably scratching your head right about now. Or scratching it thinking about how mine must feel right now.)The Tribe are boycotting my Lean Cuisine, food out of a cardboard box, diet. I don’t blame them. We all miss the cook Bubba. Especially Pikachu, since his life now depends on it!

He is still grumpy that the love of his life is M.I.A. He keeps looking at me like I did something with him. I know better, I’m not messing with the hand that feeds me! I tried offering this to the little traitor to console him until his lover comes back to civilization.
What?? It’s a Bacon Bouquet!!

Old Bubba is still drunk texting me pictures like this.
And this.
I figured I’d share in the culinary teasing. After all, misery lives company :-) “Well hello there!!”

More pictures from the trailer park campsite.


All the peeps came out!
There’s Carl & Kelly XOXO


David & Cabrina XOXO


While Bubba has been off in Left Turn Heaven, I have been starving catching up on the important stuff. Yep this stuff, and figuring out how I can be best friends with these girls. I’m sure they want another housewife friend. :-) Im thinking about sending them a friendship bracelet made out of the braided hair I’ll have to mow off my legs before Bubba comes home. Weird you say? I know, it’s what happens when I’m left home alone for too long.
I think too much. I think about stuff like this too, ‘what if you got a text from you dog?’ Would It look something like this?


Pikachu keeps mean mugging me. He better straighten up, or I might sacrifice him to the Pygmies. Gotta keep peace one way or another around here. Peace out! xo

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OUR WEBSITE NAME COMES FROM: My husband is John C Wilson II, He is John Carter Wilson the 2nd Hence: The name of our website: Wilson II Hi there! I’m Lizette & I’m a ‘Real Housewife Of King County!!’ I am married to a Brilliant Sexy guy named John, A.K.A. Hunny Bunny! He is a Business Development Executive and does all kinds of Brillianty (!!!) stuff! We have 3 great teenagers. John & I live on the lake in Medina, Washington. We moved to Washington in October 2011 for Hunny Bunny's job and are transplants from Texas. I decided to start this blog so our family and friends can see what we’re up to and to document things we don’t want to forget! Besides seeing random posts about our life & food (we are foodies!) you will find stuff about my weight, exercise and health because I want to document my new healthy lifestyle . We have 2 dogs, an amazing 4 pound Chiyorkie named Prince Pikachu Kimchee and a fine Chocolate Labrador named Chance Winston. 10 Random things about us: 1. I Climbed Mt. Whitney (In California) 3 times. 2. John graduated High School and got his Drivers License in Japan. 3. I hold a Nail Technician’s License in Texas & Washington. 4. John can play every brass instrument. 5. I lived in VietNam from 2 to 5 years old and had to re-learn the English Language when we moved back to the states. 6. We hold season tickets to NASCAR. 7. We drove our RV from Texas to New York, just so we could tailgate the Jets game! J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!! John lived & worked in NYC for many years. 8. I worked at a Baptist Church for 5 years before moving to Washington. 9. Hunny Bunny is a gourmet cook. Lucky Me!! 10. I collect purses. Bonus: We are very quirky!!

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