You Know Your A Redneck When…

You got Engaged at NASCAR! True Story.
So, Old Bubba (How I’ll be referring to HB until he returns from Redneck Heaven) is at NASCAR (Texas Motor Speedway) this weekend. Which means I stay in pajamas all day, let the hair on my legs grow out so that Pygmy Warriors can count on me as refuge and keep my hair dirty and in a rat’s nest I get pictures like this sent to me.



While I resort to eating like this.

I miss him want my cook to come home already!!!

I also get pictures of pretty girls in fancy baubles like this texted to me.


Girl better back off! Hey, did my husband buy you those baubles?!


While I’m back at home being glared at by an Angry Chihuahua who stays curled up in a fetal position because Old Bubba is gone.

He LOVES Old Bubba. He is my dog, but only likes me when I carry him in his Papoose because Old Bubba won’t. Turd.

Things aren’t all that bad, Im rockin my Dirty Rat’s Nest!! :-)

Gotta Go, I need to go warm up a Lean Cuisine so I can feed my Tribe of Pygmy Warriors. xo

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OUR WEBSITE NAME COMES FROM: My husband is John C Wilson II, He is John Carter Wilson the 2nd Hence: The name of our website: Wilson II Hi there! I’m Lizette & I’m a ‘Real Housewife Of King County!!’ I am married to a Brilliant Sexy guy named John, A.K.A. Hunny Bunny! He is a Business Development Executive and does all kinds of Brillianty (!!!) stuff! We have 3 great teenagers. John & I live on the lake in Medina, Washington. We moved to Washington in October 2011 for Hunny Bunny's job and are transplants from Texas. I decided to start this blog so our family and friends can see what we’re up to and to document things we don’t want to forget! Besides seeing random posts about our life & food (we are foodies!) you will find stuff about my weight, exercise and health because I want to document my new healthy lifestyle . We have 2 dogs, an amazing 4 pound Chiyorkie named Prince Pikachu Kimchee and a fine Chocolate Labrador named Chance Winston. 10 Random things about us: 1. I Climbed Mt. Whitney (In California) 3 times. 2. John graduated High School and got his Drivers License in Japan. 3. I hold a Nail Technician’s License in Texas & Washington. 4. John can play every brass instrument. 5. I lived in VietNam from 2 to 5 years old and had to re-learn the English Language when we moved back to the states. 6. We hold season tickets to NASCAR. 7. We drove our RV from Texas to New York, just so we could tailgate the Jets game! J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!! John lived & worked in NYC for many years. 8. I worked at a Baptist Church for 5 years before moving to Washington. 9. Hunny Bunny is a gourmet cook. Lucky Me!! 10. I collect purses. Bonus: We are very quirky!!

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