NASCAR DIET
Send your chef husband away to NASCAR for a guys weekend.
Stay in the house alone, in a new State with no friends,
In the company of a dog that you absolutely love, cherish and carry in a
papoose like a tool…BUT, he doesn’t care for you!!
He only wants, worships, and adores said husband
Eat only diet microwave meals, nutmeat and Turtle Wax.(I kid, I kid)

Lose 1.2 Pounds!!! Easy Peasy

*Nutmeat.

This is why I don’t work. I mean who has time to walk around collect up all the nuts in the house and take pictures of them. Moi!

Actually Prince Pikachu Kimchee tolerates me.
I just kiss him too much and it pisses him off, which pisses me off,
then we are both pissed off. “Mommmm he started it!!”
Punk A$$.

Bubba came home last night.
He checked his nickname at the door.
Twice a year baby, you can be Bubba only twice a year.

This is the welcome Hunny Bunny received when he got home.

Can’t see me, but I’m down there kissing his feet.

And this is him tonight.

SEE what I’m talking about!
Pikachu loves Hunny Bunny like Tamra loves lip gloss.

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(That white paper plate on the couch. That’s the ‘magical plate.’ I will post about later.)

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Speaking of Lip gloss, picked up a new flavor of EOS.
Honeysuckle Honeydew.
My favorite so far.

I’m loving this song right now. Great workout song.

I LOVE this part.
So no matter what you been through
No matter what you into
No matter what you see when you look outside your window
Brown grass or green grass
Picket fence or barbed wire
Never ever put them down
You just lift your arms higher
Raise em till’ your arms tired
Let em’ know you’re their
That you struggling and survivin’ that you gonna persevere
Yeah, ain’t no body leavin, no body goin’ home
Even if they turn the lights out the show is goin’ on!

Pikachu cuddling his stuffed dog.

Only posted 2 pics here but I have 14,998 more where these came from in case anyone would like to see more. xo
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